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Tired Essentials
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Powered by coffee
We are 100% caffeine dependent and only function when the beans are hot.
Designed for tired humans
Soft clothes. Strong coffee. Low expectations. We are here for you.
Running on hope
Our energy levels are currently at 4% and we are still waiting for the sun.
We get you
Whether you are awake or just pretending to be, we are your silent support.
Mornings are Overrated
Wake up to updates
No early morning alerts, we promise.
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